Poop Chat: Re-Dux
Paid to Poop Calculator for company time.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime — I shit on company time. The Paid to Poop Calculator tracks exactly how much your employer bankrolled your bathroom break — down to the cent.
timer math
Wage calculator
Set your wage and see what each bathroom break is worth.
Your employer pays you by the hour. That includes every minute you spend in the stall scrolling Reddit. PoopChat turns that into a toilet wage calculator, a poop timer, and a live Stall Wall where anonymous toilet-timers talk shit.
Paid to poop FAQ
How does the calculator work?
Enter your hourly wage or annual salary. Salary mode assumes a 40-hour week, converts it to an hourly rate, then multiplies that by stall time. Extra salary hours make the real number worse.
Is this before or after taxes?
Before taxes. It is meant to estimate company-time cost, not your exact take-home pay.
Does the shared receipt change the math?
No. Shared receipts keep the timer wage, duration, and earned amount that were passed into the receipt URL.